Not Now, and Not You
by Andy Millott

03/20/02

     It's no secret that the majority of American women see the majority of American men, or perhaps all men for that matter, as sex-crazed jerks. Men's Health stated that the average man fantasizes in detail about sex seven times a day. That's 2,555 times a year! We can't help it, so stop your damn complaining! Did you know that the average woman changes her clothes 5 times before a first date? Okay, that's not true.  I just made it up. But it sounds true and you have to admit that for a split second you believed me!

     Humans are intelligent creatures. This, however, does not mean that we are not subject to natural instincts and biological tendencies. Our intelligence should only help us to accept these qualities which often hinder our preferred way of life. The fact that men have a stronger drive to procreate should not cause women to throw fits and view men as evil demons only out to hurt and use them. We do have emotions. Every man of sound mind (99%) is capable of love and most of those men do want to settle down with one woman at some point in their life. Unfortunately for you this is probably not the time, and you are probably not the woman.

-ATM